February 2011
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I just made some Hazelnut Chocolate Chip cookies...
I wish I could just give a cookie to everyone, and see the joy it brings them when they bite into it. Any takers?
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January 2011
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I need to know your best/worst sexting stories!!!
PLEASE! You can submit them anon or not idc I just need more to reference. I wont publish them, unless you want me to publish it.
Thanks.
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sweet tea+ good tunes+bunch of texting research=...
hopefully.
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Cool kids watch Star Wars
Jadon (nephew): Jessica can Jacelynn and I watch one of your Star Wars movies while you do your homework?
Me: Yes.
Jadon: okay, we're gonna go lay down. You put it on.
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Jamie and I are currently making the drive from...
Jamie is cruel
Me: Hey, we're gonna see Hellogoodbye tomorrow!
Jamie: No we're not.
Me: What's tomorrow then?
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Me: That's not cool, that's really mean.
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why-lime replied to your video: Lately my brother has been listening to the radio…
i would slap the shit out of that boy
My brother is the size of a 57489759483 lbs gorilla, I would not win. I have resorted to putting my head between two pillows method in order to sleep.
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WatchLately my brother has been listening to the radio at night. My only problem is that I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM. It’s really obnoxious.
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Baby Geniuses is on the agenda tonight!
Jamie and I are being super productive. Who wants to join us?
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I will whore out my baking skills, so I don't have...
Do you blame me?
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There will alway be other plans
John: Hey you and Jamie should go dancing with my girlfriend
Me: Sorry we have plans.
(Our plans are us sitting on our laptops at a table talking, and working on speech stuff.)
John: but yall would really enjoy it
Me: nah
I just told Jamie this, she dropped her hot pocket in disgust.
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I bet that's pretty common
((Jamie is wearing a Brand new shirt)I don’t remember the story verbatim but here is the gist.)
Girl: Oh you like Brand New?
Jamie: yeah.
Girl: Have you seen them live?
Jamie: 5 times.
Girl: Oh I just like them, my brother is obsessed with them though.
(How do you just like Brand New?
Girl: My favorite song is Mix tape, I bet that is pretty common.
oh looooooool
Me: I think there's a rule that you're not allowed to touch the ground, or something like that.
Jessica: So we're supposed to do the whole thing while levitating?
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why-lime answered your question: WHY AM I STILL WEARING PANTS?
because pants are awesome. i love pants.
whuuuuuuut. I can’t fathom loving pants.
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WHY AM I STILL WEARING PANTS?
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jamiejamison replied to your photo: Trying to get something productive done. I’m not…
I spot Brand New
yuuup
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My father has jokes.
Me: I was so pissed, actually I still am who ever made the mess should have cleaned it up. UGH
Dad: Do you know why it really makes you mad?
Me: Sure Dad.
Dad: Because it was "nacho cheese"( meant to sound like not your cheese)
Me: REALLY DAD REALLY?
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Proud to call these two my best friends.
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I need to take these clothes off!
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Dear Annoying Customer,
First and foremost you are sadly mistaken that I care to know anything about you. Secondly the internet that you are so convinced is ruining our lives, I use it on a regular basis. I did some snooping on a little thing called Google, to figure out if you were legit. Unless you are indeed a prisoner who was convicted of aggregated sexual assault of a child, T.C. Anderson is an alias.(you might want...
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