Dear Annoying Customer,
First and foremost you are sadly mistaken that I care to know anything about you. Secondly the internet that you are so convinced is ruining our lives, I use it on a regular basis. I did some snooping on a little thing called Google, to figure out if you were legit. Unless you are indeed a prisoner who was convicted of aggregated sexual assault of a child, T.C. Anderson is an alias.(you might want to change it) Also you are probably NOT the next C.S. Lewis, and being a New York Times Best Seller isn’t exactly a hard thing to be. Everyone and their mother gets on that list. Brad Pitt is a successful actor, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button wasn’t a remake of a Mel Gibson movie. Oh and get outta town with your bad jokes, “I’m a starving artist, look I have holes in my shoes.” Then your shoes end up being Crocs. ‘____’
Sincerely,
Your local ticket tearer
